There is always the one Alpha male in the group that directs facial hair and styling decisions... The one in this group is doing a terrible job, or the club was built on a toxic waste dumb. Regardless, unintimidating security will always be my favorite! Prank call Catfish!

"Why do you keep doing this, it's only hurting yourself? " Their eyes met for a brief second before they scattered away to anything besides one another. It had been said before, the tone was sincere yet the words were delectable to an appetite craving affection. "Why won't you answer me?"

The immediate answer was too sobering for either to deal with. The ultimatum was near but it was another empty threat in an arsenal of already used ammunition and they both knew it. Eventually the silence would have to be ripped by something and it had to be to his accord. With complete humility the words came, "I missed it."

"You missed what? What does that mean?!"

"Why do you keep doing this, it's only hurting yourself? " Their eyes met for a brief second before they scattered away to anything besides one another. It had been said before, the tone was sincere yet the words were delectable to an appetite craving affection. "Why won't you answer me?"

The immediate answer was too sobering for either to deal with. The ultimatum was near but it was another empty threat in an arsenal of already used ammunition and they both knew it. Eventually the silence would have to be ripped by something and it had to be to his accord. With complete humility the words came, "I missed it."

"You missed what? What does that mean?!"

I wish everything in life was as easy as putting a quarter in a slot and reaping the rewards. This is especially true with facial hair. P.S. I love white trash things....

Maybe being gynormous was a blessing all along? It has kept everyone around me truthful.